The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
by Wynona Van Douth
Ey, yo, girl? Imma say something cuz it’s important and really lame. I liked BB and shit, it was nice looking and shit but it was like Forrest Gump 2 and shit. I was working at the movies in the projection booth when it came out, I was there for the first screening and I don’t know what came over me, maybe rabies or something, but I wept. I wept like a bitch. That part where Mr. Gateau’s son went to war and the movie started going backwards? WEPT. That part where he’s on the boat in the sunset? WEPT. That part where the old ass baby starts laughing? WEPT. That time that guy got hit by lightning 7 times? WEPT.
I basically wept and wept and wept. And it wasn’t even a great, great movie. Like I said, I think I was overcome with raybees.
